Try "BURP" and see what comes up:
I don't usually think of Verisign as a great source for entertainment, and I don't usually pursue domain names
with bodily function themes, but I wanted to check something on Network Solutions domain registration page
[ https://www.netsol.com ], so I
typed in a would-be domain name to get to the page I wanted to check. I typed "BURP."
For a long time, when you'd type in a domain name on Network Solutions' registration page, it would spew out a list
of other available domain names you might be interested in registering if you were completely lacking in any
traces of imagination or common sense. They'd usually append "about," "my," and "e-" to anything you typed
in, tack on "-online" for good measure, and suggest something like "e-myabout-burp-online.com"
But, no longer. Network Solutions has integrated Thesaurus Technology into their registration system, and so
far it seems to work the best with bodily-function-based names. Now, when I asked it if burp.com was available,
it regretfully told me it wasn't but suggested this list of alternate names I might be interested in:
As tempting as these domains are. I think I'll pass.
(which, now that I think about it, does seem an appropriate response in more ways than one)