How long have you struggled vainly with plastic wraps that simply won't cling where they're supposed to yet cling to themselves with all the tenacity of two mating cockroaches? That, for one reason or another, just won't keep food fresh and airtight? Well, now your problems are over--MEGO Industries has come out with a new product that renders all other food preservation products obsolete!

Look, up on the store shelf! Is it a plastic wrap? Is it a baggie? Is it a plastic tub with matching lid? No! It's

* TUPPERSPRAY *

MEGO Industries has created a special blend of petroleum byproducts and industrial solvents that hardens in just seconds! Just point TupperSpray at your unprotected leftovers and spray--your leftovers will be encased instantly behind a transparent plastic shield! Want to keep half a melon from drying out? Protect your potato salad from bad breath and bacteria? Keep lettuce from wilting? TupperSpray will keep your food fresher longer than any plastic wrap could!

And that's not all--TupperSpray has thousands of other household uses: Leave your raincoat at home? No problem--a few squirts of TupperSpray will convert your ordinary clothes into a raincoat before you can say "triskaidekaphobia." Out of diapers for the baby? Need a wetsuit for scuba diving by tonight? Can't find any pantyhose? Just a single application of TupperSpray will give you an instant, form-fitting, watertight garment that's guaranteed to last for hours! Want to protect your furniture and carpets from stains? Want to keep fish from jumping out of your fishtank? Want to preserve birds and flying insects in midflight? Want to practice safe sex? A quick blast of TupperSpray will do it all!

TupperSpray, from MEGO Industries--available at fine stores and toxic waste disposal facilities everywhere!

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