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RAPTURE



December twenty-first, 2012, 3:17AM eastern standard time (approximately)

Wars, famine, corruption in government, the decline of family values, all these and more are threatening our world like never before--can you honestly look at the world around you and delude yourself into believing that these are not the very times the ancient prophets foretold?

All the signs that foretell the Rapture are taking place around us even now, letting us know that it is time for us to get ready, to prepare for the times to come, to make sure the coming Rapture does not come upon us by surprise. When the Rapture is upon us, the chosen ones will ascend into heaven, leaving this world behind forever, so it is essential for all the faithful to be ready when it happens, because there will be no turning back.

The Rapture will occur on September seventh, 2002, at 3:17 AM mountain time. As in previous raptures (most recently the rapture on October 28th, 1997), not everyone will be saved--only the chosen ones will ascend into heaven--and like before, the chosen ones will include car keys, the occasional sock (no more than one per pair), important phone messages, and a bunch of those little metal fasteners that keep cars from falling apart. So be ready--the Rapture is coming!

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