Do you suffer from
unsightly, disgusting
UNWANTED HAIR ?
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Even now, this couple's vacation is being ruined by worries about Unwanted Hair.
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Whether you realize it or not, Unwanted Hair could be sabotaging your popularity,
devastating your attractiveness to the opposite sex, and destroying any chance
you might have for a normal and happy life.
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It used to be that those stray follicles around the bikini area meant endless painful
hours spent waxing, plucking, or shaving--or resigning yourself to a hopeless life
as a unfashionably fuzzy pariah.
NASA Hair control specialists deploy NairSat Seven, one of thirteen new state-of-the-art
orbital laser depilatory platforms
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...but that's now a thing of the past! Thanks to a joint effort by NASA and the Defense Department,
satellite laser technology has finally been put to good use. While SDI (the "Strategic Defense
Initiative") was a flop as a global anti-missile defense system, the same laser and particle beam
technologies have been turned into a miracle for anyone suffering from Unwanted Hair!
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Satellite Laser Hair Removal is permanent, fast, convenient, and often safe.
No prescription is necessary; simply enter your precise geographic coordinates and a valid credit card
number, and the procedure will begin as soon as an available hair removal satellite passes overhead.
You can schedule Satellite Laser Hair Removal sessions at your convenience anywhere in the world.
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Laser Hair Removal satellites are so sophisticated they can even remove
unwanted hair while you relax and enjoy the sun
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There's no need to take time away from your busy schedule to visit a doctor's office or clinic;
Laser Hair Removal Satellites' patented depilatory beams come right to you at the speed of light,
no matter where you are.
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Whether you're looking for a tidier bikini area, to eliminate that
uncultured-looking "unibrow," or to destroy
those troublesome underarm hairs forever, Satellite Laser Hair Removal is for you!
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