Dear Doctor Rude,
What is Love?
Signed,
- In a Funk & Wagnalls
Dear Funked-Up,
- LOVE
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that deep and intense feeling that is, to the greatest
extent possible, utterly and completely unlike the feeling
you experience when picking up a tub of cottage cheese by
the lid and realizing that it is way, way, way past the
expiration date just as the bottom of the tub leaps free
and deposits its multicolored contents on your left foot.
Hope this helps,
- Doctor Rude
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