Psycho Psyndi is up day and night, thinking up new ways to make your shopping
experience more exciting! Nobody's better than Psyndi at hunting down the best
bargains, the most incredible new labor-saving products, or just about any kind
of shiny, sharp object!
Come on down to Psycho Psyndi's and take advantage of these incredible bargains:
Kris Kudzu - the gift that keeps on growing! If you have a friend who kills
poinsettias, Boston ferns, philodendrons, and even snake plants, here's one houseplant
that they can keep and enjoy, "Kris Kudzu."
Kris is a new hybrid strain that features decorative red-edged leaves for that
festive holiday look, making it the perfect Christmas gift. Hardier than regular
kudzu and tolerant of low light and dry conditions, Kris Kudzu will begin scaling
the walls of even the darkest garden-level apartment within hours and will fill
a spacious three-bedroom home with lush greenery in only a few weeks.
[legislation making it a felony to release Kris Kudzu
into the wild or transport live specimens across state lines has been proposed
in some states; consult your local law enforcement office for current legislation]
Carpet Sealer - Better than Scotchguard! Based on proven "Tool Dip" technology,
Carpet Sealer coats your ordinary carpeting with a high-tech, stain-resistant, non-slip
material that's now available in a variety of high-visibility fluorescent colors! Not
only will carpets treated with Carpet Sealer simply laugh off spills without staining,
not even your thickest pile shags and berbers will ever again be in danger of being
mistaken for a deer by a careless hunter!
Mood Mice - Ordinary computer mice may react to your touch, but do they
really respond to it if they don't know how you're feeling when you touch
them? The new Mood Mouse incorporates the same powerful LCD technology used in
the ever-popular "Mood Ring" to change its color depending on your emotional state,
but adds Fontitilator support, automatically changing the font colors and styles in
your documents as you type so that they best match your mood of the moment.
Frustration Mouse - If a mere color change doesn't quite measure up to
the magnitude of your mood swings, Frustration Mice may be just the product for you!
Made from safe, crushable Breakalon plastic, Frustration Mice can be easily smashed
to smithereens when you find yourself faced with disaster, disappointment, or just
too many darned pop-up windows. Available in boxes of ten, fifty, and two hundred
depending on just how excitable you are this week.
Pet Skins - Sure, Game Boys, Windows Media Player, and Super-Combat
Joystick Game controllers can be switched between more than a dozen different "skins"
ranging from "high-tech jet fighter pilot" to "extra-curly space-age cyber-sheep,"
all available in a variety of translucent, jelly- and fruit-style colors, just like
real military jet fighters and sheep (space-age or otherwise) aren't--but what about
your pet dogs, cats, and turtles that you live with day-in and day out? Aren't you
just plain sick and tired of having them look exactly the same way each and every
day?
Well, no longer--with new Pet Skins, you can retrofit your old pets into exciting new
jelly-colored ones; you probably don't want to know all the details of the procedure,
but all the instructions and a free bonus training video are included with every kit.
All you have to provide is the pet and a dropcloth!
New Slipcover Replacement from the Chia Corporation - Ordinary slipcovers
get stained, worn out, and torn, but that's a thing of the past, thanks to FurniChia,
now available in the new, improved E-Z-Smear dispenser! Just add water, shake, and allow
to sit for fifteen minutes--and you're ready to spread it over your old furniture! Within
a few short weeks, the FurniChia seeds will have established themselves in your upholstery
and will be ready to be sat upon! FurniChia furnishings are self-repairing, so
worn spots and tears will vanish like magic! Spilled food? No problem--a healthy crop
of FurniChia sprouts will just soak it up and practically beg for more! And, when it comes
to comfort, well, ... how about we just don't go into that right now?
Epiquarium - the newest and most indispensible gift for the urban gourmet in
your life! Epiquarium includes everything the space-challenged city-dweller needs to make
fresh gourmet dishes and is fun for the kids too! Includes recipes
for colorful Sushiguppy, tastebud-tingling Algae Pate', and, of course, everybody's
favorite, Popcorn Escargot! Mmmm...mmmm! And it only requires two square feet of
counter space!
