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Subject:
Re: How do you pick up girls in the gym?
From:
billy@ERC.MsState.Edu (Billy Chambless)
Date:
2000.06.22
In article <20000621203042.05083.00000133@ng-fa1.aol.com>,
IanCrk <iancrk@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> I think the real point is that more people's eyes need to be trained
>> to see the minute variations in shading that represent way-powerful
>> muscles.
>>We need to contact the WHO immediately.
>WTF does Roger Daltry know about way-powerful muscles?
[ tune of "Pinball Wizard" ]
Ever since I was a mullet
I worked out down at Gold's Gym
Curlin' in the squat rack
Somehow I still stayed slim
Ain't seen nothin' like him
Any place I've been
That big, fat rude guy
Squats about six-ten.
He's a squat rack wizard
He doesn't give a damn
That squat rack wizard
Sho' got some massive hams
How do you think he lifts it?
I don't know
What makes him so huge?
Don't see him on the treadmill
The bikes just make him laugh
Eats tuna, whey and chili
He don't care about no gas
Body fat's no problem,
All he wants is mass
That big, fat rude guy
Sho' got a great big ass!
He's a squat rack wizard
He doesn't give a damn
That squat rack wizard
Sho' got some massive hams.
[ should do something with "See me, feel me" here, but.... ]